Dawdling up the stairs to my room, i push open the door unsuspecting. Plonk! on my head my wet jeans. Throwing it aside, I walk into my room which has been converted into a drying area for clothes thanks to the rain. The balcony looks welcoming without the usual array of clothes lined up in the sun, but my usually cozy room?...not quite so :(
This is a plea to my mom:
five reasons why my room should not be made the makeshift clothes- balcony
1. I have wetclothesophobia. (Hope this exaggeration works!)
2. I am a klutz, chances are that your off- white bengal cotton gets stained with ketchup, noodles or gravies...or any such condiments I smuggle up for my late night meal :P
3. I have a history of slipping and falling episodes (which I’m not going to mention here) and wet floors don't help. 9/10 times I’m sure to create a ruckus and you don't want your poor baby hurt ( puppy face), I’m actually helping you avoid a fat hospital bill!
4. I have short term memory loss, I might end up mixing used wet clothes with the washed wet clothes and that adds up to a whole bunch of wet smelly clothes. Need I say more?!
5. "Journalism is an in depth research oriented field ma"- Unknown.
I learnt this in college. According to my in depth analysis,
- Bro's room is a few inches more spacious.
- Content analysis of both the rooms say that his room is ideal to accommodate wet clothes as he is not there most of the time.
9 comments:
Hilarious!!!!!!
Guess all the moms should read it!!!
reali gud one!!! totally agree wid u very annoyin to sleep in d bed wit clothes hanging all around ur room nd d damn smell of it all!!
Whoa! now you see why i tell you to maintain a blog. Amazing post dude! Really funny.. forward petition to ur mom.. i wnat to know the reaction. hehhe..
BTW Whers my treat for inspiring you to blog?
@ elithra
it's still a pending proposal :P
:D luckily the sun came our yest, my mom was planing to hang everything in the dining room, do u belive it!!!!!!!!!
@ vidya
lolz!!!
malai vandhuchuna kudai pudikanum
hehe :) nice one :) hope your bro spanks you up for pointin fingers at his room :)
@ chriz
koda is not big enough to fit in all the clothes!:P you have big koda?plz lend
@ preethi
thanks:) he he my bro is not the spanking types!!:P
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